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Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages.I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid?A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever.

Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them.Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on.We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal.OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal.Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk.

Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes.Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out?Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you.I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire.It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...

I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing!A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism.No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on.Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you.Might want to play a bit hard to get.It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...

No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past?Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services.He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man.He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man.You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk!A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism.

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