It Crowd Ipsum

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Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.

Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3!

A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly.

Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you.

Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!

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