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Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. They just toss us away like yesterday's jam.

Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? Might want to play a bit hard to get. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you.

Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble.

Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. Might want to play a bit hard to get. I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid?

Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN!

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