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See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3!

No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism.

Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man.

Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you.

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