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OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal.While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire.See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory!When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds.While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!

From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing!Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services.Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on.Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on.So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3!I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.

Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services.I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911?Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services.We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.

A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever.Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble.Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services.Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services.He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man.I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them!

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello?Might want to play a bit hard to get.Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN!Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss.

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