It Crowd Ipsum

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I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you.

Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3!

Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire.

See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

Now press CMD + C / CTRL + C