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It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you.

It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal.

See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly.

No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend?

A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend?

Might want to play a bit hard to get. Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. Might want to play a bit hard to get. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire.

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