It Crowd Ipsum

Placeholder text taken from The IT Crowd

I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory!

I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing!

So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss!

He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal.

Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss.

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