Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk.
Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!
You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss.
Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing!
A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay