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I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing!

I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. Might want to play a bit hard to get. Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality.

See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then.

Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay

I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on.

Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3!

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