It Crowd Ipsum

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Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds.

I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever.

Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on.

I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of...

Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after?

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