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From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them!

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on.

How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments.

It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911?

Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN!

I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism.

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