It Crowd Ipsum

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Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on.

While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...

Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds.

While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them.

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