It Crowd Ipsum

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Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing!

They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3!

Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on.

I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid?

Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble.

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