It Crowd Ipsum

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You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out?

Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay

Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3!

Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing?

Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you.

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