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Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid?

Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then.

Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal.

Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory!

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