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A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality.

I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after?

Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on.

Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire.

A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments.

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