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Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911?

Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them.

No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...

You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN!

Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after?

Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman!

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