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No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them.

No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments.

I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after?

Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them.

So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of...

Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing?

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