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I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds.

Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly.

Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire.

Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory!

I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend?

Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3!

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