It Crowd Ipsum

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Might want to play a bit hard to get. A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever.

Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing?

Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after?

I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. Might want to play a bit hard to get. You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk!

You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you.

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