Placeholder text taken from The IT Crowd

While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. Might want to play a bit hard to get. Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble.

While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after?

While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk.

Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman!

Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality.

Now press CMD + C / CTRL + C