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No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after?

I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out?

I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing?

A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you.

They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds.

A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Might want to play a bit hard to get. Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her!

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