Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Might want to play a bit hard to get. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!
I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing!
A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her!
OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3!
I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!