I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!
Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing!
I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! Might want to play a bit hard to get. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out?
Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! Might want to play a bit hard to get.
Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages.