It Crowd Ipsum

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I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them!Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss.Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out?Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3!OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal.A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism.

While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on.Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then.0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello?Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk.

Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing?So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3!Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN!Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services.I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire.I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly.

We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble.Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3!A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever.

0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello?Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. OkayI am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly.Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. OkaySee the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory!

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