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While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services.

I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory!

Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3!

They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory!

You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!

It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

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