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How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing!

I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...

Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!

Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman!

You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal.

It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay

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