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You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss.

Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory!

While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then.

I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? Might want to play a bit hard to get. You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments.

How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality.

When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism.

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