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Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3!

I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman!

You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal.

How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss.

I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid?

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!

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