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I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after?

I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!

Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3!

Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN!

I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man.

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