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How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Might want to play a bit hard to get. Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory!

He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...

Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you.

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3!

Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay

Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble.

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