Placeholder text taken from The IT Crowd

I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds.

No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble.

It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble.

So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3! Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism.

No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble.

Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk! How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss! If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello?

Now press CMD + C / CTRL + C