It Crowd Ipsum

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Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman!

Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911?

Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever.

Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing?

Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on.

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