It Crowd Ipsum

Placeholder text taken from The IT Crowd

Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble.

We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them! I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out?

It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed... Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them.

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after? Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes.

When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages.

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