It Crowd Ipsum

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You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman! Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN! Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! 0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever.

I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then.

0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello? They just toss us away like yesterday's jam. No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. Might want to play a bit hard to get. I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman!

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