It Crowd Ipsum

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From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of... I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.

How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid? Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3! Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes.

Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble. No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on.

I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them. I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly. You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality.

Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. Might want to play a bit hard to get. It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...

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